R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I am in a vortex of obligation.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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