I want to stick my p in your. b.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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