I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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