Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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