so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
A+ Viking dick
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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