You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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