This girl is more easily done than said...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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