): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We are two peas in an std pod
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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