Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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