dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
