this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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