So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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