So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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