is your mom at the bar?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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