I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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