I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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