I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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