I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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