9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
the raccoons are back...
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