I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I don't deserve a penis
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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