I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think my moral compass just broke
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