yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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