Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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