Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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