Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
what day is it and did you see me today?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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