I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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