It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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