kristin has been a bad kristin
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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