He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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