I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
operation harelip BJ is a go
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
a search helicopter?!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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