i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she peed on how many people?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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