bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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