I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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