I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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