I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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