oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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