the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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