my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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