I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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