I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I forget how to act sober
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