Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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