dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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