yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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