This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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