i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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