it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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