He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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