try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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