i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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