You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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