Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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