Kiss
Puke
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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