i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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